BAM! It's a Good Thing.

Apparently-BAM!-everyone and their brother (including CNN) -BAM!-is reporting that Martha Stewart has purchased the rights-BAM!-to the Emeril Lagasse empire.

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Dear Martha,

Nice move with the Emeril thing!

Now, you need to buy Rachael Ray and SMASH HER with your spatula.

Please and thank you,
Me